This thing is going around Facebook and people keep trying to get me to do it. So I finally gave in. I haven't updated my journal here since last August, so I figure this is a good a thing as any. So here are 25 personal things you didn't want to know about me copy and pasted from Facebook:

1.) I don't care for doing things like this. But if one more person tags me, I'm going to flick them in the eyeball.

2.) I work too much. If I'm not working, I'm thinking about working. Occasionally I will sit down to play a video game. I will however not be able to fully enjoy myself because I'm thinking of all the work I could be doing instead.

3.) I tend to bite and bite without stopping to chew. This applies to my work habits as well as eating.

4.) I speak Japanese and used to live in Japan. But you already know this, because it's one of the few special things about me, so I like to rub it in everyone's face from time to time.

5.) I like Sonic The Hedgehog. A lot. If I could be anything, it would be Sonic The Hedgehog. Also, I would be able to shoot webs like Spiderman. I would also like to be able to stop time, if that's okay.

6.) The only thing I like more than working is sleeping. If I could somehow combine the two, I would never leave my bed. The first I think about when I wake up is how soon I get to go back to bed. This has a direct impact on how happy I will be that day.

7.) I don't get angry. Not anymore anyway. I am however, very dramatic, and people confuse this with anger. It's not the case. I'm just animated.
Although, I did get mad the other day when this douchebag kept smoking cigarettes outside my room. But seriously. What a retard.

8.) On June 9, 2006 I started a webcomic called Boxer Hockey. It has been the most constant source of stress and reward of my short adult life. I have people tell me every week that I'm the best artist in webcomics.
These people are wrong. But I love them for it.

9.) I used to be fat when I was a kid. Some people will tell you that I wasn't fat. I often wonder why these people think this, and I have come to know that they just don't remember it because they weren't the fat one.

10.) Being picked on for being fat, you'd think I'd be sensitive to those who or overweight or are different in some other way. You'd be wrong. Fatty big-nose.

11.) I have a big nose. I use it to sniff out bargains.

12.) After I lost all my weight and got popular I was total faghat. I worked at Hollister and went to tanning beds. I was dating 5 girls at once at one point. I like blame this all on a particularly hard break-up. But in reality it was just that I could and that I was a complete dickhole. I'm sorry to any of the girls I met during this time. But you were hanging out with me, so who's the REAL idiot.

13.) I like to have a lot of cool stuff because I want people to like me, and I hope they will if I have nice things.

14.) I am very honest about why I do things. I wish more people were. There would be a lot less fighting if people weren't hiding behind their pride all the time.

15.) I can be pretty prideful.

16.) You can't offend me. Try it. Being offended is what happens when you think someone doesn't agree with you. Who cares. They're probably just an idiot.

17.) I think marijuana should be legalized. I don't smoke pot anymore and for the most part I think those that do are wasting their efforts. Still, why are we so worried about people growing Nyquil grass in their houses, when they can go out and buy a 6-pack of beat my wife at any time of day.

18.) I was equally blessed and cursed with a quick wit and sharp tongue. I'm not worried about this getting me in trouble as I am hurting other people's feelings. I never say purposefully hurtful things to someone, but occasionally someone will be a pussy and get upset over a joke. And then I feel bad.

19.) Often times I will sit in a group and not say anything for this very reason. However, if provoked I will open my mouth and everyone will regret it.

20.) I hide my lack of knowledge behind big words. Ostentatious, i know.

21.) I don't get into any arguement I can't win.

22.) I don't cry at sad things. I will however weep openly at any movie with a big happy ending. Rudy, Home Alone, Big Fish, Field of Dreams, you name it.

23.) Growing up I only ever had 1 or 2 friends. Then around 14 or so I started hanging out with some kids from church and I had 5 friends. Then around 17 I started lifting weights and not being a saggy faggot and everyone started liking me. I suddenly had hundreds of friends. These people were all stupid and I wasted away what precious few years I should have been spending with my real friends. As a result of this burning regret, I only have about 3 or 4 real friends anymore. People will try to get close to me and I will subconsciously push them all away. I don't mean anything by it. Friendships just take a lot of work, and I don't want to start something I can't do right.

24.) I love and miss my real friends. Hanging out with people that understand me is the only time I ever really feel like myself. All the rest is just me being polite.

25.) I am very, very polite. I just think dirty words are funny.

THE END DAMNIT